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FUNNNNNY

Memon Ghalti say 5 Rs ka sikka kha gaya. Roz Bathroom ja kar Zor lagata par sikka na Nikla. Kaafi Din k baad sikka bahir aa gaya. BiWi: Aaj Bohat Khush Lag Rahay Ho? Memon: Haan... Kaafi Arsay Say Aik Payment Phansi Hui Thi, Aaj Mili Hay!! =*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<> Bari koshisho k bad Pehli baar humary ghar wo aai thi Faraz Ammi boli.. ja beta behen k liye Samosy le aa... /('.') )( / Dekh Yaar / / Ammi b na... =*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<> Daaku: memon k ghar gus giya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan he? Memon: Pagal ka bacha itna bara ghar he, kahin b so jao Hamen jgaane ki kia zarurat the... =*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<> Straight Insult: HUSBAND: Yeh kaisa khana banaya hai tum ne bilkul gobar jaisa. WIFE : ya Allah is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai. =*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<>=*¤<> Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,

FUNNNY..

Pyar Karna Tere Bas Ki Baat Nahi,, "=AeY DoST=" Garmiyan Aa Gaye Hain Chup Kr K Kulfiaan Vachya Kar..:-D (' -')ah <)(>Kulfii // Khoy *= =*wali a... =¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<> 3 Kuty 1 Kutia Ko Buri Tarah Chod Rahe Thy Pass 1 LARKI Khari Thi Wo Hasny Lagi Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua? LARKI: Kch Nhi Bs University K Din Yad AgAye =¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<> Girl: Is Dress Ki Kya Price Hy? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss. Girl: Or Us Dress Ki? Shopkeeper: 10 Kiss... Girl : 2no Dress Pack Kar Do, Bill Meri DADI Dengi.. =¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<> 2 sexy girls ne nangey ho k bank lota. Ghar aa kr 1 boli: agr koi hamein pehchan ly to? 2nd:Fikr ni kro Ye PAKISTAN hy kisi ne bi hmari Shkal ni dekhi ho ge. =¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<>=¤<> Pathan: Ye FIRIJ kitne ka hai? Salesman: Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichte. P

"Ansuon ka jari na hona Dil ki sakhti ki wja sy hy"

~sunehri baat~ "Ansuon ka jari na hona Dil ki sakhti ki wja sy hy" "Dil ki sakhti Gnahon ki ksrat ki wja sy hy" "Gnahon ki kasrt Mout ko Bhlany ki wja sy hy" "Mout sy Gaflt Lmbi umedon ki wja sy hy" "Lmbi umeden Dnya sy Mohabt ki wja sy hain" "Dunya ki Mohabt hr Gunha ki Jarr hy"